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steven spielberg
a chinese tourist in america was travelling on a train and saw steven spielberg sitting couple of seats away. he was a huge fan of spielberg films and decided to take an auotgraph.
chinese man asked spielberg "sir, autograph please", spielberg looked at him and slapped.
chinese man " what have i done, i just asked for an autograph"
spielberg said "shutup! you bombed perl harbour"
chinese man " it wasn't chinese, it was japanese"
spielberg said "you chinese, japanese, nepalese are all the same". in retun chinese man slapped speilberg.
spielberg asked "why did you slap me", chinese man "cause you sank Titanic, there were my forefathers travelling in her", spielberg said "it wasn't me, it was iceberg"
chinese man said " you iceberg, spielberg, carlsberg are all the same
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