read carefully!!!
Essay On Indian Cow (REALLY super!)
You will forget your English by the time you finish
reading this. This is a true essay written by a Bihari
candidate at the UPSC (IAS) Examination. The candidate
has written an essay on the Indian cow:
HE IS THE COW. The cow is a successful animal. Also he
is four footed. And Because he is female, he give
milks, but will do so when he is got child. He is same
like God, sacred to Hindus and useful to man. But he
has got four legs together. Two are forward and two
are backword. His whole can be utilised for us. More
so the milk. Milk comes from the four taps attached to
his basement. [Horses dont have such attachments] What
can it do? Various ghee, butter, cream, curd, why and
condensed milk and so forth. Also he is useful to
cobbler, watermans and mankind generally. His motions
are slow because he is of lazy species; Also his other
motion gober is much useful to trees, plants as well
as for making of flat cakes. [like pizza], in hand,
and drying in sun. Cow is only animal that extricates
his feeding after eating Then afterwards she chews
with his teeth whom are situated in the inside of
mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass.
His only attacking and defending organ is the
horns,specially so when he is got child. This is done
by knowing his head whereby he causes the weapons to
be paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly
proceed with great velocity forwards. He has got tails
also, situated in the backyards, but not like similar
animals. It has hairs on the other end of other side.
This is done to frighten away the flies, which alight
on his cohesive body;hereupon he gives hit with it.
The palms of his feet are soft unto the touch. so the
grasses head is not crushed. At the nighttime have
poses by looking down on the ground and he shouts. His
eyes and nose are like his other relatives. This is
the cow.
We are informed that candidate passed the examination
and he is now an IAS, is Bihar in somewhere.
[sorry
somewhere in Bihar]
